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--  作者:hjx_221
--  发布时间:6/14/2005 10:39:00 AM

--  [推荐]Kiss without touching lips
Hello,
  There is a funny joke for you this week.

Kiss without touching lips

John said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten cents I can kiss you on the lips without touching them."

"You're crazy," said Mary. "That's impossible. Here's a dime that says you can't."

The two dimes were placed on the mantelpiece and John then enfolded Mary and for ten minutes kissed her passionately, intimately, and moistly.

She broke away at last, panting and disheveled, and said, "You did nothing BUT touch my lips."

John pushed the dimes toward her and said, "So I lose."


--  作者:fanqingsong
--  发布时间:6/14/2005 9:10:00 PM

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